This sillyness was never run by me!

Oh no.

Someone is getting an angry letter.

I was searching this site for my "blog", and I came across something that bothers me to my core.

Apparently, "Dyko" is a term. It is a slang term, but a term nonetheless.

I grabbed this off UrbanDictionary.Com:

Apparently, "Dyko" is a term. It is a slang term, but a term nonetheless.

I found this on UrbanDictionary.com:


1.
dyko

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A psycho lesbian, often associated with extreme drama or off-kilter behavior.
"That girl you were dating was a total dyko. I can't believe she called you 34 times last night."

This will not stand, man.

I call schennanigans!

I am neither a lesbian nor a psycho.

Don't get me wrong; I am mad as a spoon, but I've got some pesky chromosome garbage going on that pretty much ensure that I am excluded from being able to be a lesbian.

The definition on the site was submitten by someone named "Jenn" from Brooklyn, though, so it can probably be taken with a pinch of something salty*. I mean, for one, she's got an extra "n" stuck onto her name. She might as well have gone the extra step and started calling herself "Jennif".

People these days.

Seriously.

Also, she's from Brooklyn, and I don't think I need to say anything more there, know what I'm saying**??

Anyways, just some minor outrage. I will be writing a strongly-worded letter the owner of that site about his deflamatory dictionary page.

I'm sure you will all soon be reading about the fall of Jennif.

Back to...umm...not adding any more to this post.

Dyko

* Please to forgive, as I am new to country
** Seriously, do you? Any help would be appreciated!