The Ultimate Resignation Letter...

... From the Sublet-ee, written in a fit of rage by myself, the Sublet-ee, thank you. P.S. - I removed revealing information... fear of serial killers, see first post by the Sublet-ee.
On to the letter...

To whom it may concern:

A huge Fuck You, to you good-for-nothing asshole bastards who think that after YOUR shithead company laid off my [insert relative] after [insert # of years] years of pouring his/her life into making [insert bastard company] a “[insert asshole company's stupid motto]", I will actually remained employed by this worthless junk of a wannabe company. Loyalty my ass. [Insert company name], being the only thing that put my food on my table while I grew up, actually did nothing for me but make me fat. So fuck you. I’ve had a great, fantastic, wonderful time running around, doing the managers’ jobs for them, working overtime and placing [insert company name] as my NUMBER ONE priority, but enough’s enough. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, hard, up your money-grubbing, piece of shit, corporate ass.

(If you’re too stupid to get it, this is my resignation, effective as soon as I finish smashing your face in. Thanks.)

Rot in hell, Sincerely,

[Insert your name and signature]

P.S – I quit.


NOTE: The opinions reflected in this posting may/may not reflect the views of the owner of this said Blog, Dyko, but they'd better or the author of this said post, the Sublet-ee, may have to kick his happily, and (at the moment) employed, ass. Thank you.

K, bye!

The Sublet-ee