Welcome the Sublet-ee

Hello. I am here.

This is my very first blog. The very first one I have ever written. (I bet all you readers have read that line before!)

I can hear your thoughts... creepy... you are thinking Who is this??? Where's Dyko??? HUH?!?!? Here goes.

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

My name is of no importance, since I fear many things, and I am definitely afraid of serial killers. So I am not sharing with the Blog World who I am. From now on, you may all address me as...

The Sublet-ee.

Thank you.

A bit-little about me... I like hockey, cats, and dot-dot-dots...
A bit-little about why I am here on this "blogspot" sharing my thoughts...

(Sit down, it's storytime with Miss Sublet-ee.)

... I had my heart broken. He's a jerk, of course. I snooped around in his e-mail after I assured him that I definitely forgotten his password and discovered something shockingly horrible...

HE'S ON ALL THESE DATING SITES!

Well, then, I must be on dating sites too.

This one site (no site names, no plugs on MY blog!) directed me to this guy. So I added him to the all-powerful, world-controlling communication network known as MSN Messenger and began the ritual.

ASL? (God I love that) How are you? Where did you go to school? Where do you work? Can I call you? What are you doing tonight? How do I get to your house? Let me rape you now and slowly torture you to death later. Okay.

So it didn't work out well... obviously. Forget MSN-ing a date, let's blog-it. I decided to re-assert myself as a very unpredictable human being and "rent" space on some blog-thingy. Hence, sublet-ee.

Now, what is a Dyko? Ha, more like who the hell (can I say hell? apparently I can!) would want to be connected in any way, shape or form with a Dyko? Interesting.

So... this Dyko character. I can't say anything bad about Dyko because Dyko is my Sublet-er. Then there would be trouble, Dyko would probably kill me, and there would be no more blogs.

I think I like blogs.

Anyway, I just wanted to introduce myself to the readership of this blog, (hello James) and attempt to kill some time by trying out the newest craze... typing in blue!

My assessment: It's fun.

K, bye!

The Sublet-ee