Two points!

Point # 1

Alright, for some reason, Brazillian girls between the ages of 12 and 15 seem to keep adding me to their MSN lists.

I've never been to Brazil, and unless someone can tell me something I don't know, probably won't be going there any time soon.

I wouldn't be here complaining to the three of you (I'm being realistic...) if it had just happened once or twice, but it's happened to me at least 4 times. Always girls, always 15 years old, or below, and always from Brazil.

I should get an MSN conversation going and invite all of them into it. Maybe they all know eachother or something.

If they do, then their stories may very-well coroborate, and if so, then there is some Brazillian Dyko running around making out with 15 year old girls at bars. I'm not sure why they are at bars, but I'm sure things are a bit different way up there in Brazil, so who am I to judge?

Don't even get me started on random Australian/Scandinavian guys...

Point #2

I don't have much more to add, but decided that I needed 2 different points to make in this post, so let me just get the shovel, and invite you all (haha) on a digging trip.

I called a girl who lives in England today. It took me 20 minutes to figure out what the hell I do with the 70-digit number she gave me, and even after said 20 minutes, the only reason I got through to her is because I called the operator and asked her what to do.

Speaking of which, I don't know if their is a voice-masking thing put on the operators, or if I just talked to the scarriest sounding woman ever, but, man, I have no clue how to end this sentence correctly. God damn in-subordinate clauses.

That last thing I added there really destroyed the flow I had going...

I will post again in a few days or something, once the terrible taste of that last paragraph leaves my metaphorical mouth.

I seriously don't have any sort of witty ending or anything right now.

God-damn.