Of Dykos and Sublet-ees

I, Dyko, being of sound body and mind wish to declare my utmost agreement with and support of the opinions reflected in the recent post by Sublet-ee (henceforth referred to as The Post). The Post (henceforth referred to as Posting 3388C in accordance with legistlation put through this Tuesday October 11) contains high levels of hilarity peppered with just the right amount of un-bridled rage, and thus results in my highest rating yet: 1.5 standing otters!*

On an un-un-related note, what you (James) gathered from Posting 3388C is in fact true; Dyko is employed! Full time! With pay!

Taking a page (might I be so bold as to say taking a webpage from Sublet-ee?**), I will not disclose any details to avoid internet stalker/rapists (James, I’m looking in your direction), but suffice it to say that I work at a place where I get to do all kinds of interesting things like find tapes, retrieve tapes, and sometimes even find and retrieve tapes while putting entirely different tapes away. It's pretty much like how you'd picture being a movie star is, except everything is a lot more** tape-oriented.

Also, I have a desk.

--Crikey! I'm at work right now, and two people just told me that they are mine to give work to for the rest of the day, so I need to start coming up with crap to have them do!

Umm, later or something!

Dyko
(aka. Sublet-er)

*Much in the same way that studios design a toy first and then put a children’s show together based on said toy, I saw that picture of the otters and came up with a way to incorporate them into my post. This is behind-the-scenes stuff here, folks.

**Entirely.

NOTE: It seems as though a major part of this post was just kind of an idea I stole directly from Posting 3388C. I felt like a jack-ass, but was too lazy to remove it, and instead decided to spend 5 minutes explaining myself. 45 minutes later, I felt bad, so I went back and changed it all. I guess there's no point in explaining this, as by changing it, it is like what I wrote before never existed. I don't even know what I'm doing people. Drugs. This is what not doing drugs does to a young mind.